Does Sly know what plot is?

Just watched The Expendables

And....... yeah, this is a great movie if you want to see a bunch of action stars blow shit up, beat people senseless, shoot and stab and otherwise destroy human beings, all while trying to make sense of Sylvester Stallone's impossible muttering, then this is the film that you have been waiting for! If you care at all about any form of a decent plot, well.... yeah just save your time and money and go rent The Usual Suspects or A Few Good Men or something like that, for this movie has nothing resembling a coherent plot line. But, seeing as it is directed by Sylvester Stallone, and the fact that he wrote part of it as well, that doesn't surprise me at all.

Monty Python and a preemptive strike.

just watched Monty Python And The Holy Grail

and thought that it was a well executed satire movie. while the troupe is british, they do a good job mixing the british style of humour, with the american slapstick humor. take the scene with the "bring out your dead" guy. its slapstick, but there are still subtleties that make british humour so distinctive.

and thats my unsolicited opinion on that movie. if you have any qualms with it, too bad. that is what i think, i am not a paid movie critic, im just some guy trying to offer a service. its free, you dont have to use it, so dont bitch.

hey guys, just made this thing, so here's a quick summary of what you can expect to see from me on this blog of awesomeness. i will be watching movies that i either own or can find on Netflix and giving you my unsolicited opinion on them. i will take requests, they just have to be on the Netflix instant queue. in the meantime, enjoy this random funny youtube video from Epic Rap Battles of History.

http://youtu.be/K5a_v0MP_Fk

just copy and paste that bad boy into your search bar thingy and laugh yo faces off.